Two friends chatting in a bar:
- I'm sorry okay, Serega, I have to go home, lest my wife will not believe that I'm involved in the fire so long.
- He was long out of the house?
- About a week before ...
* A drunk guy staggered out of the pub. Seeing the cab, he opened the
door, fell over in the back seat and bumped into the door over there.
Under the weight of him, the door burst open over there and he fell
resistant to the streets. He's crawling body stood up and told the taxi
driver:
- He runs fast car, huh! How much do I pay you money?
* A neighbor asked her:
- It's weird, why would she put her granddaughter Klitennestra name, a name that is hard to read Greek?
- For practical purposes there. I, I just call it simply "niece". But at
night, when my husband through what he calls it the way I knew he had a
lot to drink alcohol or not.
- What if her husband is also referred to as "niece" for easy?
- Alcohol in, he and all the mind. He does not think like that.
* On the occasion of my birthday, my wife bought me a hideous tie the
reddish color, a man said. However, I still wear it once a year.
- On the occasion?
- On the day my wife and I go to buy wine fairs fifteen bottles of fine liquor.
* Dear doctor, maybe do not eat just before drinking a glass of wine each, but also very harmful for health?
- No, but you do not have to eat every now and then.
* Late husband drunk forever new. He opened the door and saw his wife in
front of me is angry five-five hand holding a rolled up as.
He said both the tongue twister.
- Darling, you go to bed, you do not confront ...
Friday, June 20, 2014
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